Here Comes the Bridesmaid

Ok I'm kidding. I'm aware that the wedding is Colleen's day, but I just need to point out how excited I am to be a bridesmaid. It's like I get all of the fun of the wedding, without the supreme headache. I get a pretty dress, and shoes (oh the shoes, I am so excited about the shoes). I get to carry pretty flowers, without stressing if they will be the perfect shade, or if the florist is able to get the exact shape I wanted. I'll get to look at the nicely set tables, without lamenting over the angles of the bows. Like I said, all of the fun, none of the stress.
I've also learned a couple things from my wedding. Like always order your dress a little larger than you'll think you'll need, then there is room to make it a perfect fit for you. I did that with my bridesmaid dress. My wedding dress was a nightmare, it was smallish in the boobs and hips, which made me panic, then once we corseted it all up, it was good. But if it has been a zipper or something, then I would have been in trouble. Although I was worried all night about my boobs poppin' out, 'cuase they were bustin' out of the dress. My bridesmaid dress has no corset, which will be nice too, 'cause I like to breathe, and sit! Things you can't do with a corset, and don't even talk about eating! Oh well, again I'm stoked to be a bridesmaid! YAY!
The only thing I have to stress about is getting her the perfect gift....